they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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