I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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