Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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