Porn is love you can see.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
tell me about the eggs
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