So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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