You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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