i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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