The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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