you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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