I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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