nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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