i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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