and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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