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How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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