As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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