I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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