i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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