mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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