PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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