I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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