All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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