To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Blood and glitter go together right?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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