have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Will exercising make me less horny?
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