You were right. It hurts to walk today.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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