The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
