I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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