I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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