# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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