Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
