i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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