This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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