Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
