is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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