i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize