I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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