It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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