In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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