Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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