once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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