turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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