I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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