Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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