Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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