Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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