Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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