We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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