is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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