ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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