your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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