my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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