I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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