I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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