Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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